Happy Halloween

Can't say I've ever celebrated Halloween, but the dressing up with your DT's over your pants I totally get, so I'm all for it. It is in this light that I wish you a happy Halloween the only way I know how - with the magic of Tengobalia and her leopard headdress.

I don't know why I find these videos so funny. Her face continues to be nearly as disturbing as her sweaty boobies. Watching her dance is like watching an car-crash not set in time to music. Either that or your parents having adult sexual intercourse. But hey that's what Halloween is all about scary strangers coming after you for your candy and sweaty tits.

Watching this I think I finally understand Dances with Wolves.

The land of the free and the money back guarantee - worst Halloween costume ever

America is a wild and wonderful place where shampoo comes by the gallon, guns are legal (and often offered up to house guests as a courtesy - true story). And yet strangely carrying your mobile phone anywhere but firmly clipped to the belt of your pants is a federal offence. One that carries the heavy penalty - a week in the audience of The View. Cripes.

Which is most likely the fate that these failed robbers will have to look forward to. The po-po pulled them over only to discover that these criminal masterminds had coloured Alicia Silverstone's Batgirl mask on their faces with permanent marker.

I mean come on. If you are going to colour your face for a disguise at least show some intellect. Buy a few extra colours and try your hand at a Spiderman, Wolverine, or a Hannah Montana mask. I know which one would be scarier for your victims.