Even I'm stumped on this one. Perhaps, 'don't have a daughter with your mobile phone as she will only end up a disfigured hybrid who loves to be all emo and protest against shit?'
Showing posts with label The Signs o' Japan. Show all posts
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Thursday, 11 February 2010
The Signs o' Japan 12
Even I'm stumped on this one. Perhaps, 'don't have a daughter with your mobile phone as she will only end up a disfigured hybrid who loves to be all emo and protest against shit?'
The Signs o' Japan 11
No matter their age, or attire, you should never, ever, ignore women masturbating on the subway - it will only upset them.
The Signs o' Japan 10
Never, ever, under any circumstance, look a ranga directly in the eyes. (Especially those with receding hairlines.)
The Signs o' Japan 7
Warning! Floating disembodied deer heads are usually possessed by either Gargamel or Bill O'Reilly.
The Signs o' Japan 4
If you are lucky enough to sit behind a desk, you can get away with being nude from the waste down at work.
The Signs o' Japan 3
Please watch Hentai porn (while sitting on a pile of TNT) at home as it only mystifies and delights the Zombie-eyed passangers around you.
The Signs o' Japan 2
Please rehearse your questions (or use an auto cue) if you are to interview a midget or a baby.
The Signs o' Japan
Wheelchair access for those suffering from fisting related accidents. (In Japan they think of eventuality.)
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