YouTube what did I do without you? From Russia with love

Now this is best Russian tourism campaign ever waged by former President and now Prime Minister Vladamir Putin. Who knew he had time to come up with such revolutionary ideas on his down time from being the Russian speaking equivalent of Chuck Norris.

If only those numpties at Tourism Australia could get their act together and stage something like this for when Oprah is in town next month. Better yet, why don't we feed Oprah mushrooms and release her onto the Iceberg's pool and see what happens. Avert your eyes children, avert your eyes.

YouTube what did I do without you? Skateistan

This is how they do's it in the Stan.

Thanks Chris

YouTube what did I do without you? Tarp Surfing

Just because.

Watch this. Be happy.

Until the time that the Australian Government blocks all access of the transinternational informational superhighway, the net is not only mid 90's thriller starring Sandra Bullock (with all that Blindside money expect to see The Net 2.0) but also a place of magic and wonder. A happy place where dreams are made, learning is encouraged, and happy-endings are realised for teenage boys all the world over.

And to prove this thesis I provide you with an awe-inspiring little film about the art of Projectionisation. Enjoy.

Facts About Projection from Studiocanoe on Vimeo.

Thanks Jordan

In the future - 3D porn

Google's android phone wasn't the only thing giving techies boners at the recent Consumer Electronics Expo in Las Vegas (in fact what doesn't engage nerds' floppy drives?). The porn industry who were pioneers of VHS, DVD, internet and squirter technologies is now picking up where James Cameron left off and pushing for 3D movies in you home.

It is both interesting and slightly amusing how people's (well largely teenage boys') need to watch singles, couples, groups and whole netball teams partake in various strenuous forms of adult cuddles is basically responsible for a lot of technology we all take for granted today (like lovebeads for instance).

Speaking of The King of The World, well universe now I guess, and his promise that a more detailed cut of the Avatar sex scene will be on the BluRay release I can see a Navi porno coming on.

Either way I'm not sure I really want to see anyone's money-shot in 3D.

The most amazing website on the internet

There are times in your life that you come across things, and think why didn't I think of that first? Whitening toothpaste, long division, frozen-deep-fried Mars Bars (actually I think I just invented that), Ellen and Google all spring to mind.

And the most amazing website on the internet is one of those moments where you think, man I fucked up, why wasn't I talented enough to know that Tom Cruise isn't a wizard, but thinks he is.

This is truly the best thing I have seen in my years of spending time on the world wide intergalactic interweb, which believe me as a teenage boy, was a lot of time. You know researching essays.

Make sure you scroll all the way through the future of the internet:

http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/

YouTube what did I do without you?

This guys obviously needs a girlfriend. And the easiest way to earn yourself some lady-loving? Become an instant welebrity. What's the best way of doing that? Make a clip about two girls and a poo filled cup? No, done. Film yourself having awkward sex with a night vision camera? Done, and see above problem. Become a fat, middle-aged, ugly Scottish lady with a dry sense of humour, the voice of an angel and a last name that describes a foreign growth on the human body? Done, done and done.

With all the obvious options already done, he decided to record himself 64 separate times in order to recreate Michael Jackson's Thriller from scratch. It is an achievement for floating white faces everywhere. All though I believe it is his version of Vincent Price's soliloquy that will earn him the he-she of his dreams.

Thanks Jed.

This is what Alanis Morissette was singing about right?

This is why so many people jizz in their pants about the internet. Because it is a place where a song from Phoenix's 2009 album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix can mate with the Brat Pack and produce three minutes of online entertainment. How Ironic. I can’t explain why but people creating useless and meaningless stuff like this gives me a world wide web worthy boner.

There, I said it.

Great online idea in need of human investors

Post Google, Yahoo!, e-bay, YouTube, MySpace, Facebook and Twitter everyone is looking for the next big online idea (or how to rip off an existing one, hence my plans to start MyFace) to bring in some easy coin. And I think I just may have cracked the thing that is going to take the interweb by storm.

Something new, something that has as far as I know never been done before.

I can't give too much away or someone else may beat me to it. And that would just be sad, sad like when the Little Mermaid realises she is a ginger-ninja sad. But if you like the idea and have some capital in these tough times then this could be your next online investment. We'll do things the online way, plough money into it, never make a profit or figure out how to make a profit, but still manage to offload it to Rupert Murdoch or those evil Walt Disney people and let them figure out if it was $4 billion dollars well spent.

Okay so what you do is get a video camera (maybe a few if you want to be all fancy), and then film people having sex and partaking in other sex-related activities, like Monkey Face for instance. Then you post it up and let people watch it via the world wide web. I think you'd call it pron, or porn, or punn, or video-touchey-touch or something like that.

Seriously this shit could be big. It could revolutionise the net which I know is something Al Gore has wanted ever since he invented it back in 1945. It could even be inspiration for The Net 2, a project I know Sandra Bullock wishes she could get off the ground. Problem is, after Speed 2 and Miss Congeniality 2 (and the direct to VHS in Malaysia - While You Were Sleeping Again) no one trusts her with sequels. Not even McG.

I wanted to post a link, but how do I link to the whole internet? Maybe that's our next business venture?