Just when you think there is no hope for humanity - with all the fighting, global warming, global financial meltdowning and rampant zombie attacks - god sends us a sign, and lets us know that we should hang in there and have faith. It may be an apparition of the virgin Mary having tea with Buddha singed into your pop tart. Or in this case a sit down chat between two of my favourite people that I don't know - Dave Letterman and Jon Stewart. I guess you can stop stocking the quantum sleeper with tinned food for at least another week.
Enjoyify.
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Showing posts with label GFC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GFC. Show all posts
Saturday, 4 April 2009
Monday, 2 February 2009
What not to invest your money in during the GFC

The sky is falling, economies are collapsing, bankers may go without their bonuses, Kevin Bacon has no money left - the GFC is now officially and scientifically bigger than KFC. And no one can even agree, is it the GFC, GEC or the IFC? Either way I hope you have your money invested wisely and that you didn't take financial advice from that guy you know who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows Kevin Bacon. Because if so then you are well and truly fucked. But for those who need some advice above are some things I think aren't wise investments right now. If I was you I'd be putting all of your money into Kevin Costner's Water World 2, I know that's exactly what he's doing.
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