Election 2010 Australia thinks about deciding - let's try viral

Now I'm no expect, but I think both Tony Abbott and PM Julia Gillard were doing it wrong at the Rooty Hill RSL last night. In my experience if you are going to knock-the-back-out-of-someone it is always a good idea to be on stage at the same time. No wonder the crowd was riled up, they'd come to see Gillard and Abbott finally give in to the sexual desires that lurk deep within their special places, but instead what we ended up with was two hours of self-love in front of a fairly partisan (if it wasn't partisan, then our dear lady PM is in trouble) audience.

To lighten the whole thing up both parties are now both getting viral. You Tube is littered with various videos, but two of the best are the Liberal's 'Whack Labor' game here and the ALP's create your own Tony Abbott billboard site at tonyabbottisright.com

Above are some of my efforts.

Election 2010 Australia thinks about deciding - The Next Generation

As confusing as this election may be, I was pleasantly surprised to turn on the television and realise that the Romulan High Command had finally put their hat in the ring. What would Australia's future be if it weren't tightly controlled by a disruptor not set on stun.

Election 2010 Australia thinks about deciding - Real Action

Tony Abbott and his Coalition of the willing have decided to go Mad Men this election with the use of a jingle to break up Tony's close-talking to camera. The jingle isn't exactly Kraft's "Happy Little Vegemites" or even Sanitarium's "So Good". In fact the jingle sounds lifted from a Michael Bolton track last heard playing Saddam Hussein's summer palace in 1991.

Hang on, Jessica Fletcher! Something just hit me. Saddam Hussein, summer in Baghdad, people with mullets... Oh my forgiving god (forgiving as long as you don't believe in a woman's right to choose, climate change or board shorts), the coalition actually secretly love 'boat people' (and given property prices in this country I think these boat existing people are on to something).

I knew Julie Bishop had put poor Tony up to some crazy kinky shit, but this is surprising.

I just can't wait for the election to be over so the Coalition can go back to writing Sea Patrol starring Lisa's McKune.