Predators

I have thankfully missed out on all of the recent Alien vs Predator, Predator vs Predator and Predator vs Erkle films. In fact my sole knowledge of the Predator is Arnie fighting them on VHS. But when I heard that Robert Rodriguez had produced the film and it was staring art house muser Adrien Brody I thought it could be interesting, like maybe Brody falls in love with a Predator, only to have it break his heart, leave his con gang and cause him to go on an enchanted train journey across the indianesque subcontinent of the Predator home world. I thought he may even play the piano, while on the run from the space Nazis.

Sadly Hollywood again missed a trick, with none of the above taking place. What you get instead is a fairly intelligent genre film with an unnervingly gruff talking Brody. Perhaps it wasn't intentional, maybe he was just hungover the whole shoot? I know I would be.

Either way I would've given this film 5 stars if it had 100% more Arnie.

You've seen it on the silver screen now enjoy it in technicolour words

Not even creationists can argue the scientific fact that Hollywood has run out of ideas. If a property hasn't already been remade at least once (see The Hulk) then it's highly likely that it's already in development. The situation is so bad that Hallmark telemovies starring Alyssa Milano and the surviving cast of Party of Five are now being adapted for the big screen. But what if the land of literature ran out of ideas, and had to start novelising movies? Well the cover art work would be freak'n awesome. See more here.

I can't believe anyone managed to make Face/Off look interesting.