Tuesday 17 August 2010

The land of the free and the money back guarantee - the Cami Secret

All of this election nervousness has made me retreat into reassuring pass times like watching infomercials and looking at tittays. But unfortunately there is an infomercial that enables the average Sue, Susie or Susan (You can guess which one is the slutty one, but my money would be on Susie) to keep their modesty intact. Whether set at 'high' 'medium' or 'slut' the innovative Cami Secret allows woman to close the fabric deficit in their tops and stop the nip-slips.

I think I may buy one for my art director to cover his arse crack when it hangs out of his jeans.


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