Tuesday 20 July 2010

Word Pong

It's the nonsensiscal sensation that is sweeping, well me and one other person I know. Simply combine three unrelated things in a form of texted, emailed or spoken haiku and wait for the response. Point are awarded for originality of subject matter and combination and sheer vibe of the overall communication.

For example it could go:

"Abstract contractions, bombastic reactions, kippers made into a jam."

to which there could be the reply:

"Beard removal, a salad sandwich, double denim."

And so on and so forth:

"Stephen Segal, the age old battle of the sexes, The Man From Snowy River but set on the moon."

"Breaker Morant, talcum powder, the forms needed to receive medicinal marijuana."

"Japanese rice wine (in a simpler time before we called it saki), Jimmy Hendrix, binding documents solely for sexual favours."

"Murray's Murray River party cruise, le creuset, the pencil shavings of an already stubby (and extremely size-conscious) Ikea pencil."


"A reuben sandwich, Kevin Sorbo, a cream to reduce the irritation of the seven year itch."

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