Tony Abbott and his Coalition of the willing have decided to go Mad Men this election with the use of a jingle to break up Tony's close-talking to camera. The jingle isn't exactly Kraft's "Happy Little Vegemites" or even Sanitarium's "So Good". In fact the jingle sounds lifted from a Michael Bolton track last heard playing Saddam Hussein's summer palace in 1991.
Hang on, Jessica Fletcher! Something just hit me. Saddam Hussein, summer in Baghdad, people with mullets... Oh my forgiving god (forgiving as long as you don't believe in a woman's right to choose, climate change or board shorts), the coalition actually secretly love 'boat people' (and given property prices in this country I think these boat existing people are on to something).
I knew Julie Bishop had put poor Tony up to some crazy kinky shit, but this is surprising.
I just can't wait for the election to be over so the Coalition can go back to writing Sea Patrol starring Lisa's McKune.
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