For some things, people have a calling. A vocation that gives their life true meaning. And I think I may have finally found mine in The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association. A group of fine people who love dinosaurs, to well, love other dinosaurs.
Because if a Tyrannosaurus Rex can learn how to use its tiny arms' to grope a Dioplodocus, or a Quetzalcoatlus can learn to put a Triceratops' horns to good use, or a Stegosaurus can learn to enjoy being gangbanged by a pack of eager Velociraptor, then why can't we learn to open up our cold-cruel our hearts and let them?
It will all be fine as long as no one has to see Jeff Goldblum naked. Now that would be a step too far.
- Thanks Adrian.
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