Seussology

Other than worshiping Mexican cuisine and Barack Obama a man should really try and find something to believe in. Scientology want too much money, and the probing is unwarranted, Richard Gere ruined Buddhism (and gerbils), the Secret is shitret, Jedi cloaks don't suit summer in Australia and while Big Love makes Mormonism appealing, who'd want to live in Utah?

That is until of course I discovered Seussology. Rhyme with the great doctor and you too can have all of your dreams come true. His words are wise, and the green eggs and ham are always fresh. Here are some of his more famous quotes, I mean commandments.

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”


“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”


“Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else.”


“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”


“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”


“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”


“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

- Dr. Seuss