The land of the free and the money back guarantee - shake and what?

American's love an instant fix. Want to eat the national savoury wrap of Mexico for breakfast? No worries all you need is a microwave.

Want to have the tan of a Miami call girl? Easy just spray yourself with some of Lindsay Lohan's snatch juice in a can.

And luckily now ladies you can have the arms of First Lady Michelle Obama without the work. It's easy just buy the Shake Weight. It's the only machine that readies your arms for providing gentlemen callers with light hand relief.

And all for the cost affordable price of $19.95. Is it wrong that I'm now craving Shake n' Bake?

How to sell a product

With a script that has a really catchy and relate-able message. Oh and a tranny gag. If you can't include mannequin humour, then all scripts must have a tranny. I didn't make the rules Jesus did.

This is what Alanis Morissette was singing about right?

This is why so many people jizz in their pants about the internet. Because it is a place where a song from Phoenix's 2009 album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix can mate with the Brat Pack and produce three minutes of online entertainment. How Ironic. I can’t explain why but people creating useless and meaningless stuff like this gives me a world wide web worthy boner.

There, I said it.

The delights of you tube

Because you tube is the most magical place on the world wide web. Other than Kim Jong Il's twitter feed. And because I am a lazy blogger. Blog imitating life really.

My hands are bananas




Sour's 'Hibi no Neiro

He he. Sham-on. Ahhhh!

RIP MJ.

Never have I seen buildings bleeding so well

Please consider RoboGeisha and her bust guns, hip katanas, fried shrimp and disabled guns. Enjoy also the fine voice work of Satan.