Friday 24 September 2010

People of Sydney: Bondi bride


All hail the Russian child brides of Bondi.

YouTube what did I do without you? Have a crank

It's Friday, which means time to head home, eat some left overs and then to top it all off - cry yourself to sleep while you slowly wank (otherwise known as a crank or cranking). Not feeling it? You will once you watch this. You'll thank me later.

Thursday 23 September 2010

Boy


There aren't many films that melt my heart (especially not since I had it removed and replaced with a replica made of Lego) Whale Rider was one, and now Taika Waititi's Boy is another. Maybe it's something about the Kiwi accent that confuses my neural receptors and nears me almost to the point of eye jizzing in sadness?

Whatever it is, Boy has all the things you could possibly want in a film: sweeping visuals, intoxicating performances, humour, sadness and most importantly Michael Jackson dancing.

I'd give it five churs as it is tu meke. (Or 'too much bro' out of ten for those of you still operating on the old scale.)

Friday 10 September 2010

The land of the free and the money back guarantee - Best. Stump Speech. Ever.

President Obama had better watch out. When he's not dealing with mustached Koran burners, he needs to worry about running against this guy at the next election. I'm going to try his angry pacing, emotional shouting and desperate assertion of future electoral success in my next presentation. I think clients will eat that shit up.

Thanks Woogsie

Things with speech bubbles - Winner takes all

YouTube what did I do without you?

Thank your preferred deity (I myself thank Snap, Crackle and Pop) it's Friday. Which means no work for two days. And that it's time to make your cowankers (a typo but it pleases me) dance in the office. Get ready to back up.

Thanks Karen.

Thursday 9 September 2010

A long overdue tribute to the nude-body-stocking





Ever since I saw an actress wearing a nude-body-stocking in a torture scene in the original version of V, I have always admired the quiet dignity and yet almost nude quality that such a garment can give a wearer. And all while still allowing you to protect the sanctity of your man, lady or other parts. Whether that be at work, performing contemporary dance, or while being tortured in a laser chamber on the mother-ship of a disguised reptilian alien race.

So here's to rocking out with your cock almost out.