In the future - 3D porn

Google's android phone wasn't the only thing giving techies boners at the recent Consumer Electronics Expo in Las Vegas (in fact what doesn't engage nerds' floppy drives?). The porn industry who were pioneers of VHS, DVD, internet and squirter technologies is now picking up where James Cameron left off and pushing for 3D movies in you home.

It is both interesting and slightly amusing how people's (well largely teenage boys') need to watch singles, couples, groups and whole netball teams partake in various strenuous forms of adult cuddles is basically responsible for a lot of technology we all take for granted today (like lovebeads for instance).

Speaking of The King of The World, well universe now I guess, and his promise that a more detailed cut of the Avatar sex scene will be on the BluRay release I can see a Navi porno coming on.

Either way I'm not sure I really want to see anyone's money-shot in 3D.

The most amazing website on the internet

There are times in your life that you come across things, and think why didn't I think of that first? Whitening toothpaste, long division, frozen-deep-fried Mars Bars (actually I think I just invented that), Ellen and Google all spring to mind.

And the most amazing website on the internet is one of those moments where you think, man I fucked up, why wasn't I talented enough to know that Tom Cruise isn't a wizard, but thinks he is.

This is truly the best thing I have seen in my years of spending time on the world wide intergalactic interweb, which believe me as a teenage boy, was a lot of time. You know researching essays.

Make sure you scroll all the way through the future of the internet:

http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/

YouTube what did I do without you?

No matter where you go in the world (yes even Pepsi HQ in Purchase NY) people love coke. It is like Jesus Juice for people of all ages. Which is why the latest campaign out of the US makes so much sense. Because we all know Coke spreads the love. And obesity. But mainly love.

All this vending machine action also has my hyped from my return to Japan today. Look forward to a new series 'Things found in vending machines' in the near future...

In the meantime, enjoy the love while I make a few calls to find out where i can get a sandwich that big.




Thanks Esta

The land of the free and the money back guarantee - Diet Ayds

In America no one likes to be fat, rather they like to be obese. But this wasn't always the case. During a brief period in the 1980's the fine people of - the continental US, The Obama Islands (come on Hawaii you know you want to) and that bit they bought off the Russians so that FOX News could one day find Sarah Palin - wanted to be thin. Or at least not as fat as they looked in photos.

And luckily a revolutionary new product came to their rescue: Ayds (pronounced AIDS). The beauty of this product is that it doesn't make you nervous, and when taken correctly they allow you to satisfy your desire to taste, chew, swallow and enjoy!

So why don't you get Ayds, you know you will feel better for it.

You fat ranga



A lady and her broad box



Everyone has Ayds!



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